A cheeky way to make stupid people shut up

Elucidating systematically, from a diametrically-opposed paradigm, I opine — albeit — ostentatiously, that your fundamental cerebral faculties, including the Wernicke’s and Broca’s area of the left hemisphere, are abhorrently inept in fathoming the amplitude and luxuriance of this consummate grandiloquent proclamation of unparalleled eloquence.

(c) 2012 Paul Rodney Turner

The above statement is a revised version of something we used to say at school when I was a teenager. The original goes like this:

Speaking systematically from a diabolical point of view, I firmly believe that your fundamental faculties are insufficient to comprehend this bombastic display of eloquence.

Translation: “You have no idea what I am talking about”